Mother nature is wearing a lot of make up today.

Look at the top of the page. What does it say? February 16th. I warn you all in the Northern Virginia area, mother nature is toying with us. Shes got a ton of make up on, and when it comes off, we are all screwed with the ugliness of winter, all over again. Do you know I actually seen a teenager in freakin shorts today? Are you kidding me? Seriously, shouldn't all those types of clothes be packed away?!?! I mean people still do that right? Pack away clothes you shouldn't be able to wear for the forth coming 5 or 6 months? Damn it people. Its February. Don't be fooled!!
I'll admit it, I got sucked in. Went to work today with just a tee shirt and sweat shirt on over it. (I work outside, get with it people) So I'm thinking "hey, today's gonna be great! Nice warm day, gonna be great!" Wrong. See the problem with this warm weather is forgetting that we are still in winter, and although it might be in the 60's out there, when a cool wind blows through, it chills you to your very core. So it would be warm and sunny, Id take off the sweat shirt, and for about 45 seconds, it would be so nice! Then baam, cold air, freezing, throw back on the sweat shirt. Did this about a dozen times before I realized, might be better to just keep on the damn sweat shirt.
Its winter. Plain and simple. For everyone saying how much they love this weather, it is just a mind F, mother nature playing a trick on our bodies. Letting our respiratory system start thinking its spring! Time to breath in the warm air! Nope. Still winter. So I'm sure that most of us are in for one more good "cold" before we actually clear this crappy weather. Our bodies just aren't built for this warm, cold, warm, cold stuff. But I must remind you all, don't get caught up. Like this very intellectual dumb ass, high school girl, whom now, now has to keep the charade going! I mean now shes the girl who wears shorts in the cold!! And I'm sure she got teased at school for it. And if she goes back to pants now, then everyone wins. She cant do that, so now shes gonna be wearing shorts in March, when we get another freaking blizzard. Or shes weak and will eventually lose the battle. I wouldn't lose, I'd wear my shorts in 3 feet of snow, just to prove, I win. Then, I'd attend to the frost bitten extremities in my own time.
But I digress. I simply write this to make sure no one has fallen for the trap mother nature has bestowed upon us. Wait for like a month or two, then if its nice, go for it, believe the hype. But not yet. Keep the shorts packed away. Wear the long sleeve shirts. And keep the sandals, well hell, just throw those things out anyway. Those things are just a freaking cluster of bacterial colonies. Oh and quick question for any one who actually reads this; do you ever see people walking around and quickly make up their life story in your head? I do. This meatloaf is rather shallow, and pedantic.