Ahhhh this guy

So I'm at my home away from home today, The Depot of Home, and I run into this guy. My question is not, why would this guy park like this, but more of, who is he. In the picture, the small yellow square to the left, clearly says "Loading zone only". Yet this D bag, is parked there. And parked for a while. I went into the Depot, and seen this guy parked there, and thought, what a jerk. Did my shopping, came out, still there. So I went to get some coffee, had a little chat with my Vietnamese gal pal, came back out, and wow, still there. So I waited.
From the time I got there, til the time I finally left, was around 40 minutes. Never seen the ass hat come out. But I know had I waited, I know what he would have had. A huge door, needing plenty of loading space? Nope. Maybe lots of carts full of little things, needing plenty of space for the carts to be, and not block other cars? Not even close. I know this guy, with out even seeing him. He's the ass that comes out with one little bag, of duct tape. Trust me. This guy needs to feel like he is the most important guy in Depot at that moment. He needs to feel like when he comes out, everyone can see him get into his truck. Guess what ass clown, you aren't important.
If you look at the photo, I'll describe where he is. See This particular Home Depot stacks up the carts in front, which is technically in the street. See it as, the carts, are in the far left lane, the tool, is in the center lane, and then there's one lane open for passing. Now, I understand that depot could avoid this by putting the carts somewhere else, but guess what, its a damn loading zone anyway, so this little bitch should never be there. Now what happens is, people who do need to load stuff, cant, because this guy, isn't there. If he was, and loading, someone could wait behind him, and when he drives off, take his place. But this egotistical, look at me everybody, no talent(just a guess) not important, do nothing, waste of space isn't there, he's just parked. So guess who leaves his cart, right in front of this D bags truck? I do. And if there's one close to me, I'll put two in front of him. And I try to get the small ones. The ones that people use to put flowers on, and stick the bed of the cart, under his car. Yup that's me. Assholish? Maybe, but I never said I was a role model.
I'll tell ya something else, I do this regularly to the guys that park there. And, one time as I was doing it, one of the Depot lot attendants seen me, and just nodded his head, like "go ahead, its cool with me". Its gets back to my whole view that some people just have no regard for anyone else. See I had to basically take my cart full of stuff, into the one lane open, to get by this guy. And I'm sure all the other contractors who park on the side (best place to park at any Depot) had to do the same thing. So maybe I am an ass for doing what I do to these guys but maybe, just maybe the next time some bastard thinks about parking in a loading zone, they'll remember the last time they did, and ended up driving about 15 feet with a damn cart stuck under their truck. To you sir, I say stay away from my depot, or next time, if I see ya again, I'll slash your god damn tires. Ok, just kidding about that................for legal reason. Ah, c'mon, Lois, isn't "bribe" just another word for "love?"